Tuesday, February 25, 2014

TV Dinner Cupcakes

OMG, this is happening:

No, I dont think you understand...this is happening, like right now:

Like, literally, this is happening on the 17th floor of my building RIGHT. NOW.

If you cant tell what this is, most likely because youre missing the integral part of your brain that connects the message from your eyes to your cognitive thought, then these are cupcakes, yes cupcakes, designed to resemble a TV dinner (maybe this should have been a part of my manly cupcakes blog!). My new friend-simply-because-she-made-these-cupcakes Caroline made these for her birthday from the book Hello Cupcake.
I think weve got all the integral food groups covered:
  • Drumsticks: cupcakes topped with donut holes, then frosted, dipped in crushed corn flakes and pierced with a white chocolate "bone"
  • Peas & Carrots: a cupcake with green icing, topped with Skittle "peas" and Starburst "carrots"
  • Mashed Taters: cupcake topped with lots of vanilla buttercream, caramel sauce and a Starburst "butter pat"
  • Dessert: chocolate frosted cupcakes, obvi.
Lets say I commit a crime, okay? Just for arguments sake, lets say that. Probably assualt with a deadly cupcake or intent to bake...something like that. Okay, and lets also say I were to be the center of a long, drawn out, very expensive, high profile court case that, I dunno, ends with me getting the death penalty. Lets just say, okay? You know how those people get like, a last meal? Alright, well this is what I would order.
Its really the only way to go.

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